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12/26/09 02:00 pm - [info]new_scientist - 2009 review: Favourite picture galleries

From carnivorous robots to exploding stars and bizarre medical devices, here are your favourites from the image galleries we posted this year


 

12/26/09 12:00 pm - [info]new_scientist - 2010 preview: Will a neutralino steal Higgs's thunder?

The Large Hadron Collider is primed to reveal the origin of mass – but an unexpected particle could grab the news


 

12/26/09 12:00 pm - [info]failblog_rss - This has to be England


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12/25/09 09:40 pm - [info]shoutingboy - Dollhouse Spoilery Thoughts

Caught up on Dollhouse, at least through last week. (They aren't broadcasting a show tonight, are they?)

Hell yes these's spoilers )
 

12/25/09 06:00 pm - [info]failblog_rss - Aww. But thanks for trying.


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12/25/09 04:10 pm - [info]languagelog - No, Virginia

Paul Krugman in an op-ed piece ("Tidings Of Comfort") in today's NYT:

In the past, there was a general understanding, a sort of implicit clause in the rules of American politics, that major parties would at least pretend to distance themselves from irrational extremists. But those rules are no longer operative. No, Virginia, at this point there is no sanity clause.

A Christmas pun, based on the famous "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" editorial. (The Wikipedia page linked to here has a list of popular culture references to the line.) The "sanity clause" version goes back to the Marx Brothers movie A Night at the Opera (1935). The scene (as described here):

Groucho is trying to get Chico to sign a contract for an appearance of an opera singer he represents. They agree to disagree on practically every clause in the contract, ripping them out, until only the sanity clause remains.

Chico: Hey, wait, wait. What does this say here? This thing here.
Groucho: Oh, that? Oh, that's the usual clause. That's in every contract. That just says uh, it says uh, "If any of the parties participating in this contract is shown not to be in their right mind, the entire agreement is automatically nullified."
Chico: Well, I don't know…
Groucho: It's all right, that's, that's in every contract. That's, that's what they call a 'sanity clause'.
Chico: Ha ha ha ha ha! You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause!

("There Ain't No Sanity Clause" served, in 1980, as the title of a Christmas single by The Damned.)

 

12/25/09 03:34 pm - [info]strangemaps - 429 – Mappy Holidays!


Festive cheer is upon us, and some of it is even permeating this blog. But what does Christmas have to do with cartography? Well, there is Christmas Island – three of them, in fact, one of which was discussed here about a year ago (#228). And then there is this Christmas card, made and sent in by Russell Piekarski. It uses a collage of several countries and a few US states to create an image of Santa, his reindeer and sleigh (full of presents), some Christmas stockings and of course a fully trimmed Christmas tree. I will leave it to you, dear reader, to list all the countries and states used to create this image.

Another cartographic approach to Christmas is shown on this second map, sent in by Marc Eno, laying out the probability of a white Christmas for the US’s Lower 48 states. Remarkably, the southern area where snowfall by the 25th of December historically is least likely, is almost perfectly demarcated by the so-called Missouri Compromise Line, the parallel running at 36°30′ north (and forming the border between North Carolina and Virginia, Tennessee and Kentucky, Missouri and Arkansas, also running close by the border between Oklahoma and Kansas, New Mexico and Colorado, and Arizona and Utah). South of that line, chances of a white Christmas are mostly below 5%, with a few 5-10% patches thrown in. Only the Rocky Mountain range in New Mexico significantly break this pattern. Those Rockies further north are practically the only areas outside of northern Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan and Maine with over 90% likelihood of Christmas snow.

Finally, this Holiday Thematic Toponym Map, devised and sent in by Douglas Caldwell, lists some of Santa’s Favorite Places, as found in the Geographic Names Information System, that lists over 2 million toponyms in the US and its dependencies.

  • Almost all of Santa’s reindeer are represented on the US map. Dasher in Georgia, Donner in Florida (others in Louisiana and Canada), Comet in Missouri (and half a dozen other states), Vixen in Louisiana, Dancer Branch in Tennessee, Mount Blitzen in Nevada (there’s a Donner und Blitzen River in Oregon, which has the only other eight Blitzen-related place-names in the US), Cupid Lake in Minnesota, and – even though he is extracanonical – Rudolph in South Dakota (and four other states). The odd one out is Prancer, whose name apparently is yet to be attached to a place in America;
  • There is, however, a generic Reindeer Cove, Maine (there’s actually also one in Alaska, near Nome);and a Sleigh Canyon, in Utah;
  • There is a Stocking Hill in upstate New York;
  • Besides Elf, North Carolina there is also, less cheerfully, an Elf Cemetery in Pennsylvania;
  • Santa Claus, Arizona is a former tourist attraction (and currently a ghost town); two other Santa Clauses are located in Indiana (the world’s only Santa Claus with a post office) and Georgia.
  • Colorado has a Yule Creek;
  • Chimney Mountain in Oklahoma is one of eight throughout the country, and North Pole in Idaho is one of a handful sprinkled across the country (also, no wonder, in Alaska).

Many thanks to Mr Piekarski for the appropriate card, to Mr Eno for the White Christmas Prediction map (taken here from the National Weather Forecast office in St Louis, Missouri), and to Mr Caldwell for producing this map of Santa’s Special Places. And mappy holidays to you all!

 

12/25/09 02:00 pm - [info]new_scientist - This week's top stories [25 December 2009]

Our top articles ranked by reader popularity.



 

12/25/09 02:24 pm - [info]languagelog - The posts of Christmas past

Since our Christmas-themed posts are a bit thin so far this year, here are a few topical blasts from Language Log's past:

2008: "Seven fishes"; "Happy Christmas";
2007: "One Christmas too long"; "Christmas and 'politically correct(ed)ness'", "'Tis the season", "The unkindness of strangers", "Victims and etymology", "Lexical repulsion", "Insert flap 'A' and throw away";
2006: "Merry … umm … Christmas, Will!", "Like, a Christmas gift card", "Happy tensing and coal in sex";
2005: "Christmas trees and holiday trees";
2004: "Talking animals: miracle or curse?", "A boxing day election — or not?"
2003 "'Twas the night before Christmas", "Same-sex Mrs. Santa: 'The semantics are confusing'"

 

12/25/09 12:00 pm - [info]new_scientist - 2010 preview: Journey to the bottom of the sea

It's more like 6000 metres under the sea than 20,000 leagues, but an ambitious series of undersea explorations in planned


 

12/25/09 12:00 pm - [info]failblog_rss - Christmas Photo Fail



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12/25/09 11:59 am - [info]failblog_rss - LOLMart Shirt of the Week: Long Cat to Scale


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Today’s LOLMart Shirt of the Day is available to purchase THROUGH SUNDAY ONLY, and then it will be gone forever!

Merry Christmas, FAILBloggers!

As you sift through the wreckage of another year’s Christmas, we hope you got just what you wanted. But maybe some of you just aren’t happy with the pair of light up socks given to you by your grandmother. Others may not be thrilled with the Taylor Swift CD Santa stuffed into your stocking.

If this sounds like you, don’t allow yourself to get down. Don’t file this year under Christmas FAIL just yet! LOLMart shirts is here for you, and this week’s featured shirt, Long Cat to Scale, could surely erase the sour memories of gift FAILS. Treat yourself or someone else to a limited edition Long Cat shirt.

How can you say no to a cat that loooooong? You have to admit, he’s pretty impressive.

LOLMart t-shirts are priced at only $15 (that includes FREE US ground shipping!) and make the perfect holiday gift for a friend (or for yourself).

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12/25/09 08:00 am - [info]new_scientist - The science of Santa

Santa Claus must use advanced technologies to pull off his annual feat. But where did he get them? Gregory Mone reveals all


 

12/25/09 09:00 am - [info]failblog_rss - I just ran out of vomit …



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12/25/09 12:35 am - [info]shoutingboy

O come, Thou Day-Spring, come and cheer
Our spirits by Thine advent here
Disperse the gloomy clouds of night
And death's dark shadows put to flight.

Rejoice! Rejoice! Emmanuel
Shall come to thee, O Israel.
 

12/25/09 05:00 am - [info]xkcd_rss - December 25th

If you're turning 27 and were born in the Northeast, maybe you were conceived in the blizzard of 1982. Imagine: snowed in, candles, massage oil, your mom sporting nothing but her early 80's haircut and a smile ... aren't you glad you read the title-text?

12/24/09 06:56 pm - [info]whumpdotcom

The roast is in the oven, and I'm cooking down the apples for a tart tatine on the stove.

Everything else was 'pre-catered' from the grocers, so I just have to heat them up.

There are tamales in in the fridge, which I'll steam for the Boxing Day open house. I need to wrap [personal profile] cynthia1960's gift before she gets here.

Arcade Fire's playing on the media server.

Merry whatever you're celebrating.

This entry was originally posted at http://whump.dreamwidth.org/34463.html, so there may be comments there you haven't read.
 

12/24/09 08:05 pm - [info]languagelog - Hangeul for Cia-Cia, part II

Back in August, I posted a report about how the Hangeul alphabet had moved beyond the Korean Peninsula.  Now, nearly half a year later, it may be worth taking a look at how things are progressing in this novel attempt to introduce the Hangeul alphabet to members of a 60,000 member Indonesian tribe called the Cia-Cia.

Ben Zimmer called my attention to an article by Jon Herskovitz and Christine Kim entitled "Indonesian tribe turns to Korean to save language" that was made available by the AlertNet of the Thomson Reuters Foundation on December 23 and has appeared elsewhere as well.

"For members of an Indonesian tribe visiting Seoul for the first time, the winter cold was beyond belief, the high-tech gadgets seemed to come from another world yet the language was eerily similar."  Thus begins the article, but it's not the languages that are similar, merely the scripts.  As one of the members of the visiting delegation from the town of Bau-Bau on Buton island, a boy named Samsir, exclaimed, "It's a little uncomfortable being here. I can read what's written but I can't understand it."  This contradicts another newspaper account of the visit in which Samsir is reported to have said that it was easy to learn Korean.  See "Cia-Cia Students Pay Visit to Great King Sejong Memorial," by Kwon Mee-yoo in The Korea Times for today (December 24).

This slippery ambiguity of Hangeul as a script for Cia-Cia and Hangeul as a vehicle for the propagation of Korean is but one of the questionable assumptions surrounding the adoption of Hangeul by the Cia-Cia.  In this and other reports, there seems to be an expectation that learning Hangeul for the purposes of writing Cia-Cia (an Austronesian language) will somehow make learning Korean language (perhaps Altaic, but perhaps not) easier.

This is linked to another dubious assumption, namely, that providing Cia-Cia with a written form will somehow save it.    Manchu had its own script and the Manchus ruled over the whole of China for more than two and a half centuries, building an enormous empire whose vestiges still survive in the People's Republic of China, but that did not prevent their language from dying out.  The same has happened to many other languages that once had a written form.  In other words, it's not just unwritten languages that go extinct.  Granted, though, a language that once had a written form is far more likely to experience a spoken revival (witness Hebrew, and efforts are also being made to resuscitate spoken Manchu).

Anyway, is there evidence that Cia-Cia is in danger, imminent or otherwise, of dying out?  Apparently, some members of the Cia-Cia tribe were opposed to committing their language to writing, preferring instead to continue to transmit their language orally as they have always done.

Just as I was about to wrap up this post, I stumbled upon some rather stunning information about Lee Ki-nam, who is the driving force behind the efforts to get the Cia-Cia to adopt Hangeul to write their language.   Ms. Lee is a retired real estate agent who claims to be a descendant of King Sejong (1397-1450), the inventor (in 1446) of the Hangeul alphabet, which was originally called Hunminjeongeum (훈민정음 [modern Korean] / 훈민져ᇰᅙᅳᆷ [original name] / 訓民正音 [Chinese characters]; The Correct Sounds for the Instruction of the People).  Ms. Lee founded the Hunminjeongeum Society (also called Hunminjeongeum Research Institute) for the purpose of propagating Hangeul to all the unwritten languages of the world.  It turns out that Ms. Lee had formerly been unsuccessful in getting the Tungusic Oroqen (distant cousins of the Manchu), the Tibeto-Burman Chepang / Tsepang of Nepal, and the Lahu  (also Tibeto-Burman) of Chiang Mai (Thailand) to adopt the Hangeul script for their languages.  So she had to go further afield before locating the Cia-Cia on a remote island of eastern Indonesia.

The Language Museum Blog offers some interesting discussion of the sensitive issues surrounding Ms. Lee's project.  Despite Ms. Lee's motivation for spreading Hangeul to all the unwritten languages of the world, it's still too early to tell whether it's going to make a difference for the Cia-Cia.  So far, all we know is that some textbooks have been printed and that students can read and write sentences in Hangeul Cia-Cia.  Moreover, several of them who are in Seoul right now can uncomprehendingly mouth the sounds of Korean that they see on signs and in books.  As to what happens with Hangeul back in Bau-Bau during the coming months and years, stay tuned for Cia-Cia, part III.

 

12/24/09 08:00 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - The 15 Most Influential Games of the Decade

Whether crafted out of elaborate, immersive worlds or built upon the simplest of ideas, these videogames made their mark on the '00s.


 

12/24/09 08:00 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - TV Decade in Review: Reality 1, Fantasy 0

Whether documenting the real world or merely aping it, television took an unbelievable turn for the believable in the '00s. From compelling disaster coverage to Battlestar Galactica's gritty space operatics, TV grabbed us by the eyeballs and wouldn't let go.


 

12/24/09 08:00 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - Mind-Game Movies Mark '00s Cinema of Paranoia

Head trips, brooding superheroes and dark fantasies take Hollywood for a wild ride in a decade indelibly imprinted with the horrors of 9/11.


 

12/24/09 08:00 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - Best Music of the Millennium ... So Far

From Radiohead to El-P, these powerful and innovative bands and musicians laid down some of the '00s finest tracks. Give them a listen and nominate your own favorites.


 

12/24/09 08:00 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - Christmas Tree Torches Room in Less Than 60 Seconds

If you deck your halls with a Christmas tree, take a moment to note how a small flame can set its flammable foliage ablaze — possibly torching your entire living room in under a minute.


 

12/24/09 06:30 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - Researchers Create First Functional Molecular Transistor

Nearly 62 years after researchers at Bell Labs demonstrated the first silicon transistor, scientists say they have created a functional molecular transistor that could help computing move to the next level.


 

12/24/09 07:48 pm - [info]languagelog - Quotes with and without quotes

Chris is puzzled by these Google counts, for famous quotations with and without quotation marks flanking the search string:

Gone With The Wind
about 797,000 for "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"
about 163,000 for Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!

Taxi Driver
about 17,500,000 for "You talkin' to me?"
about 7,450,000 for You talkin' to me?

As he explains: " I discovered something weird. In some cases, the more restrictive, double-quoted query returned more hits that the unquoted query. A lot more. "

Here's a plausible theory about what's going on. Google stores (and indeed has published) counts of common high-order n-grams. Famous quotations are likely to include common n-grams, for large-ish values of n, and the quotation marks cause the search algorithm to check the n-grams lists and make some use of the counts. This method will perhaps yield somewhat truthful results, depending on details.

Without the counts, the basic approach (however modulated) is to look up the individual words, intersect the most highly-ranked hits for each of them, and extrapolate in some semi-clever way to what total count for the whole set would be expected. This method is certain to underestimate the counts for famous multi-word phrases, since such sequences are MUCH commoner than you would predict simply on the basis of their constituent unigram (or even bigram or trigram) counts.

 

12/24/09 03:55 pm - [info]languagelog - The order of ancestors

Reader MH wrote to ask "I was wondering if the following phenomenon is backed up by any data, and if so, if it's unique to English", with respect to a bit of Twitter social science, wherein happymrlocust asked

Tell me twitter, when you refer to your grandparents together, who comes first, the grandmother or the grandfather?

and learned that:

Possibly this is an english language thing, but most replies have been "grandma first". Which is very curious.

We don't learn why happymrlocust finds this suprising, but I'll assume that the phenomenon of interest to MH is  the verbal order of grandparents. We can start by (semi-) confirming the reported twitter polling data:

LDC Tel LDC News COCA NYT.12
grandpa and grandma 3 26 39 5
grandma and grandpa 20 175 117 499
grandfather and grandmother 1 50 28 4
grandmother and grandfather 5 46 33 6

This evidence suggests that for the colloquial forms, "grandma and grandpa" is indeed strongly preferred over "grandpa and grandma":  3-to-1 in LDC telephone conversational transcripts; 7-to-1 in LDC news archives; 3-to-1 in Mark Davies' COCA corpus; 100-to-1 in the past year of NYT archives.  These are pretty consistent, except for the NYT counts, where something funny must be going on.

(And by the way, just to confirm the observation that Google counts no longer have even order-of-magnitude comparative validity in matters of usage (if they ever did), Google gives us 1,610,000 hits for "grandpa and grandma", compared to 577,000 for "grandma and grandpa".)

For the full forms — "grandmother and grandfather" vs. "grandfather and grandmother" — there's apparently not any strong preference in either direction.

As for why common binomial phrases should have preferences in one direction or another, the literature on this general topic is more than two millennia old, beginning with Pāṇini's rules for word order in dvandva compounds (discussed in Fritz Staal, Word Order in Sanskrit and Universal Grammar, 1967). The literature continues in Yakov Malkiel "Studies in irreversible binomials" Lingua 8: 113-160, 1959; William Cooper and John. R. Ross, "World order", in Papers from the parasession on functionalism, 63-111, CLS 1975; Steven Pinker and David Birdsong, "Speakers’ sensitivity to rules of frozen word order", Journal of Verbal Learning and Verbal Behavior 18: 497-508, 1979; and many other works.

The general conclusion of this body of research is that there's a fairly long list of phonological, semantic and pragmatic tendencies, which collectively influence preferences without determining them in all cases; and that these tendencies are partly but not entirely universal. The Pinker and Birdsong paper has a good summary of the state of the field after its first couple of millennia, including this list of semantic preferences related to the self (the "Me First" principle):

Here's P&B's summary of proposed phonological principles:

And their evaluation of the literature's support for them:

They did an experiment, using nonsense-word binomials, with English native speakers and two classes of English learners to test these ideas:

And a similar experiment with French:

What does all this say about the order of grandparents?

Not much, except that the "quality of initial consonant" principle correctly predicts "ma and pa", and (perhaps by extension and/or by analogy) "grandma and grandpa".

 

12/24/09 03:00 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - Instrument Approach Lets Santa Land in Bad Weather

No matter how blustery it might get at the North Pole, St. Nick can bring it home safely.


 

12/24/09 01:00 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - Boeing's 787 Is as Innovative Inside as Outside

From electrochromic windows and more carry-on space to lights that mimic a sunrise, amenities on the Dreamliner promises flights like no other plane.


 

12/24/09 11:30 am - [info]wiredtopstories - Tidal Forces Trigger Tremors on San Andreas Fault

Seismologists discover that the same gravitational forces from the moon and the sun that cause ocean tides are triggering small, deep tremors on the San Andreas fault.


 

12/24/09 10:00 am - [info]wiredtopstories - Saturn's Moons Are Cuter Than Sugarplum Fairies

NASA's Cassini spacecraft has a holiday video treat for us, complete with Nutcracker theme music.


 

12/24/09 05:45 am - [info]wiredtopstories - Get Started With Google Wave

Google Wave is a powerful agent for collaboration and communication, but the free web app was built with so many forward-thinking ideas in mind, it can be confusing to use. Make sense of it all by following these starter's tips.


 

12/24/09 05:00 am - [info]wiredtopstories - Learn to Focus Your Camera Properly

Are your holiday snaps blurry or sharp? It seems simple enough, but you don't want to mess around when memories are on the line. Learn tips to focus your camera when you're shooting a portrait or a landscape, and when it makes sense to switch the auto-focus setting off.


 

12/24/09 06:00 pm - [info]failblog_rss - Railroad Crossing Fail


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12/24/09 05:59 pm - [info]failblog_rss - Around the Interwebs


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Tourists … at Friends of Irony
We’ve all experienced those moments, you know the ones. An ashtray with a “no smoking” sticker placed upon it. A car crashed into the facade of a driving school. Yes, those moments, the ones that bring to mind the word “ironic.” We consider ourselves Friends of Irony, and so we think this website is just, you know, wonderful. Isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think? A little too ironic? Yeah, we really do think.

Because Santa is Passe
Autocomplete Me

itmademyday.comSmiley Shopper
It Made My Day

collegehumor.comAginas? That’s a weird last name.
College Humor

asylum.comSupermarket Bum Sniffer (Video)
Asylum



 

12/24/09 12:15 pm - [info]sciam - Vitamin C Boosts the Induction of Pluripotent Stem Cells

Soon after the exciting discovery of a method to transform human skin cells into stem cells in 2006 came the frustration of actually trying to make a sufficient amount of these induced pluripotent stem (iPS) cells . The process is so inefficient that scientists typically only get 0.01 percent of a sample of human skin, or fibroblast, cells to form iPS cell colonies after they infect fibroblasts with the retroviruses used to induce pluripotency. "We almost gave up three years ago," says Dr. Duanqing Pei, director general and professor at the Guangzhou Institutes of Biomedicine and Health in Guangzhou, China. [More]

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12/24/09 03:00 pm - [info]failblog_rss - Not post it on Yahoo Answers?



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12/24/09 02:38 pm - [info]languagelog - Memories of media past

… and anticipations of media to come (courtesy of the Pinheads):

 

12/24/09 01:26 pm - [info]languagelog - Dubious tie-in of the week

This is not exactly the email message that I'm looking for in connection with a hotel reservation I've recently made:

 

12/24/09 12:00 pm - [info]failblog_rss - Yet the joke is so stale



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12/24/09 12:00 pm - [info]wiredtopstories - Review: Wobbly 'Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus' Still Enchants

Heath Ledger charms in his final performance, but director Terry Gilliam's vivid imagination proves the ultimate star of this dark, off-kilter fairy tale.


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